giddy kipper

metaphorical phrase for someone who is overly excited ... only found in regional dialect ... mainly lancastrian

Campasme your SUCH the giddy kipper this evening ... you ... you ... friend of cwissy

by cwissy December 1, 2003

tickle the kipper

when a girl experiments, masturbates or plays with herself.

When the husbands away on buissness Janice has to tickle the kipper

by crowther1234 February 3, 2008

kipper's knickers

The kipper's knickers is actually one of a set of nonsense catchphrases from 1920's America. It indicates something excellent, admirable or first-rate - NOT a female who's personal hygeine is in question as posted by iamamanufan on this site.

You think you're the kipper's knickers, don't you?

by The kippers knickers March 9, 2017

kippers

Acronym from Great Britain: "Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings"

Ed's one of them Kippers...34 and the bloke's still living off is Mum.

by Zapf May 13, 2005

kipper

Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

by OpusAtrum1 January 18, 2009

Kipper

A pejorative term for a supporter of the UK Independence Party. Usually used to say how daft their policies are.

Kippers say they are libertarian, but they are also against gay marriage. Now that doesn’t make sense.

by 8510pm April 21, 2013

kipper slap

For a female to sit on your face without knickers while your unaware or asleep

Once he’s asleep I will kipper slap him

by Collying65 May 16, 2020