spanish kielbasa

Phrase denoting a well hung hispanic male

"You should of seen the size of Juan's spanish kielbasa!!!"

by boboh June 18, 2008

Kielbasa

A firefighter who has eaten kielbasa for lunch and subsequently vomited it back up, will be given the nickname kielbasa.

Pull's new nick name is kielbasa, because he threw up his lunch, which was kielbasa.

by Chops314 May 8, 2008

kielbasa

Kielbasa sausage. a term refering to the mans genital organs, originating from a German meal consisting mainly of suasage. can also be used as a doing word for the rapid action of swinging the males organs to hit another person in the face with the organ. see also helicopter

"yo bitch suck on my kielbasa!"
" my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform"
"take this!" *smacks genitals around ones face*

by apeshit November 25, 2004

kilbasa

Somebody who plots to become a part of issis

Tom plans to kilbasa in 2 weeks

by Datboi97 December 19, 2016

Kielbasa

Situation wherein, an individual is receiving a blowjob where the person performing the act is actively smoking (cigarette, cigar, cannabis) thereby creating a “smoked sausage”

So after I finished my last drink, I gave the chain smoking girl at the end of the bar $20 for a kielbasa

by Mr Miyagi’s penis October 27, 2022

kielbasa posse

A group of at least 4 extremely overweight females. Usually, each member in the group must have more chins a Chinese phone book. The smallest member of the group must not weigh less than 275lbs....... unless they are under 4'9". They are usually seen on their way to McDonald's for a snack to hold them over until they get to Pizza Hut for dinner. Total daily caloric intake for the group must be within 250 calories of a pod of blue whales.

Clear the sidewalk, here comes a kielbasa posse!!!!!

by MeHungLo February 10, 2025