keek-stane

Old Scottish word for crystal ball.

Who's going to win the match tonight, Jock?

I dinnae ken. I hain't goat e fuckin keek-stane ye fuckin Sasanach bastard ye.

by D B Cooper January 24, 2011

Keeks on Toast

A mild expression of joy, gleefulness and/or surprise.

Exmaple one:
Person 1: I wanna eat cake with you
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, really???!
Person 1: Yes, I do.

Example two:
Person 1: What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Person 2: Keeks on Toast, that's funny!

by Spal September 24, 2006

keek dogg

A %100 Hawaiian .Born in Hilo Hawaii.Then raised in Newark California.Raised in the Old Side of Newark known around as the West End.Proud Father to a Beautiful Daughter and a Very Handsome Son.

My Daddy Made this Beat....KeeK DOGG!!!!

by keek dogg April 03, 2021

keek-a-doodle

the shit in your eyes when you wake up in the morning

Lou "Da Fish" picks at his hard, crusted keek-a-doodle for 10 minutes every morning.

by Kathryn Follo September 16, 2005

keek

to keep something that was not previously yours

im glad we get to keek these glasses.

by John Crabs April 23, 2008

Keeking

The act of receiving a blow job whilst puking and shitting.

My God, he’s keeking in the bathroom!

by Sword saber 300 NDW 300_X tent June 25, 2024

keek

a gay small creature ( typically has very chaotic energy and eye twitches )

i came across a keek this evening, and now i’m frightened.

by emmy420 February 25, 2023