Colchester kebab

When you're fucking a Colchester bird with a kebab pussy whilst she's on her period. As you nut, you pull out and give her the garlic mayo, mixing it with her chilli sauce ( period blood) then going down and feasting the Colchester kebab

Pulled this bird the other night and we made a Colchester kebab

by Chayf March 26, 2021

doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger

Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!

by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

Hawaiian Shish Kebab

When you have such a long dick it snakes through the intestines while soft. Once inside, it gets hard and rips her insides apart.

Dude she died to the Hawaiian Shish Kebab

by Rdobby October 25, 2019

shit kebab

After pulling out of anal sex and seeing a resemblance between your cock and a shish kebab but the meat has been replaced with shit

Person 1: I told you to clean out your ass, now you've left me with shit kebab

by Dr Danga December 14, 2008

lun kebab

Frequently used in various parts of Britain for a person considered an idiot

"Oh cuz, your brother is a lun kebab innit"

by BOBYFUR242 February 7, 2017

female kebab

Big flappy lipped vagina

Beatty doesn't believe Lewy that Sarah has a female burger and thinks she has a female kebab

by penfold153 July 7, 2014

Badly Made Kebab

Over protruding labia from the female genitalia.

I was going down for a taste of the honey, but her pussy looked like a badly made kebab

by damase July 18, 2010