Keanu

Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.

by Johanne Utah December 16, 2008

Keanued

Being so stoned....it makes everything like,"Whoooa!"

dude......I can't...I'm so Keanued right now.

by mutzilla May 11, 2011

keanu

Keanu is a big fat who loves staying inside longing for his dad to come home until his dad returns he will be a keyboard warrior and defend his council house until his death.This fat fucker loves eating snacks

keanu is fat

by fat snake June 15, 2018

Keanu

Keanu is a stunning guy who would do anything for his gf/bf.He compliments people and ALWAYS thinks positive even if he is sad.

Guy :omg only if keanu was gay
Girl:he’s bi
Guy:Omg I need to make him fall in love with me

by Definitions💖 August 8, 2020

Keanu

Completely Shit At something

Hey dude you're such a complete Keanu at league

by Berniemac21 January 22, 2017

Keanu

A big black jungle bunny who smells like ass typically. Usually seen with own gravitational pool.

Stanky Big lips negra Keanu

by someonewithoutanarizona January 4, 2013

Keanu

dickhead

Guy1: That guy is such a Keanu.

Guy2: yeah I can sense the dickhead energy from heat.

by YahYeetFam69 April 29, 2019