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Kazakhstani Roulette

Similar to the game of Russian Roulette, players load all-but-one round into the revolver. Players then take turns testing their luck and, obviously, only one will walk away from all of it.
Although Igor, Dragan, Sergei, Vladimir, and Alexander lay motionless on the floor after a round of Kazakhstani Roulette, surrounded by their own brain matters, it was really Dmitri that stood the loser-- because who really wants to live in Kazakhstan anyways?
by Kingshit481 August 7, 2012
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kazakhstan

a country where BORAT came from
Hi, my name a borat, my sister is number 4 prostitue in all of kazakhstan, I LIKE!!!!
by john ladder September 10, 2007
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Kazakhstanian insert

The act of doing a triple backflip with a twist and accidentally landing your shlong inside the anus of a homeless man.
Guy 1: dude I got so drunk last night I think I did a kazakhstanian insert.
Guy 2:I know. I was the hobo
by Zeroisbeyond September 24, 2022
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Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist

Originating from Kazakhstan, it is the event in which you use the tail of a chameleon and shove it the fuck down your friend's throat. This is fucking awesome (fuck yeah). Fuck yeah.
Ja Morant: Hey it's me Ja Morant from that one basketball

Zacharius: Hey Ja Morant from basketballing, do you want to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with me, Ja Morant?
Ja Morant: Yeah I would love to do the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with you, Ja Morant here.
Chameleon: I am pumped to be doing the Kazakhstanian Chameleon Twist with Ja Morant and Zacharius soon.
by The New Jersey Times February 1, 2023
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khazachstan

it is borats home town
in khazachstan there are lots of children that carry ak-47s on their backs
by by a matty popowell August 27, 2017
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Kazakhstan

A Shit hole country located between Russia and Iran.
Big Country,A lot of deserts. Basically spreads all along Central Eurasia. 9th Largest Country in the world. Got free from USSR in 1990. They have a constitutional government where the presidents acts as the head of the state and commander in chief. It is poor country whose population decreases yearly.
In Sopranos season 1-2,Tony Soprano had a mistress from Kazakhstan. Borat's character is from Kazakhstan.
by Ryan O Reilly November 11, 2007
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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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