kayak

Someone who is so incredibly stupid that their intelligence is comparable to some whomst actually has a form of mental disability.

Can also be shortened to "yak"

Person 1 says something really stupid

Person 2 "Holy shit you are such a fucking kayak"

by Jay Yu March 20, 2017

kayak

A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.

Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?

Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!

by Willis B June 30, 2010

Kayaks

A slang term referring to a female's breasts.

Guy #1: Have you seen (insert name here)'s Kayaks?

Guy#2: Damn, those are some good ones.

by Kayaker69 November 11, 2011

Kayaking

The act of consuming alcoholic beverages in excessive amounts while not meeting the legal age requirements of society.

Dan: Hey I think Peter went Kayaking last night.
Fred: Yeah, I know. It looks like he has a hangover...

by Zarradeth March 16, 2007

kayak

Euphemism for penis. Think "cock" with an alternate pronunciation.

This girl at camp rode my kayak all summer long.

by 8' Kayak July 25, 2003

Kayak

The loneliest boat in the sea.
Calling a person a Kayak is calling them a loner.

What a fucking Kayak
Yo Kayak bounce!

by vocabology April 19, 2007

KAYAK

An amazing meme lord who games all day. Loves sans and Barry b benson

Omg did kayak get that victory royale again!?

by Sksk@#cool February 23, 2019