Karate 

A martial arts style which is totally ineffective in MMA competitions like UFC and Pride. Every time a Karate dude gets in the ring, he is either knocked out or taps out. If you want to learn self defense, study grappling, wrestling, or kick boxing.

Karate is only good against opponents who are untrained. Even then, you still may get knocked out.......

Rick Davis got knocked out by Melvin Guillard at UFC 60. I should have saw that coming.....Rick Davis studied Kenpo Karate!

Karate by transduction June 11, 2006

Karate 

Karate is a sport that basically teaches how to professionally break somebody's nose.

Guy1: Immo sock you up, punk!
Guy2: You better back off, I take karate!

Karate by ToRV...??? February 6, 2015

Karate 

a metaphor for sex

Hey spongebob, lets go do some karate ;)

Karate by penishasabigpenis December 21, 2019

Karate 

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese, and the King.

Elvis- Check out some of this karate comin at ya!

Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that (ignant son of a bitch) guy talkin about?

Karate by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Karate 

2 kinds of people know it, the Chinese and Nicki Minaj.

Dewey Cox- You didn't have to get em riled up like that.
Nicki Minaj- (karate chops the neck of Dewey Cox) Hiya! Comin at ya! That's karate, and 2 types of people know it, the Chinese and the Queen.
Dewey Cox- What the fuck was that girl talking about?

Karate by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Karate 

A word first used to describe a martial art originating in Okinawa and later modernised in mainland Japan. It now (in the western world) refers to any martial art one may do. Including Korean, Chinese and Indian origin martial arts.

(To the kid that has said multiple times that they do gung fu) Hey, you're that kid that does karate!

Karate by Ninga07 May 6, 2021

karate 

the simple act of folding clothes while people are still wearing them

what do you do for a living?
Karate.

what is your hobby
Karate.

Karate?
Karate.

karate by mario juan69 September 16, 2021