Kamikaze Watermelon

The kamikaze watermelon, specifically named fooby, has varios ways of appearing in the demented cartoon movie. If someone says a sentence with "kamikaze watermelon" at the end, he's likely to appear. If someone presses a button with a picture of a watermelon above it, he'll come flying by. Despite being a kamikaze, he only ever kills one person.

*A truck driver crashes into a wall*
Guy 1:What was that guy, some kinda kamikaze..person?
Guy 2:Well at least he wasn't a watermelon!
Guy 1:A watermelon? Do you mean like... a kamikaze watermelon?
*fooby the kamikazi watermelon hits the wall*
Guy 2:THAT was a kamikazi watermelon.
Guy 1:What's next?
*a small man hits the wall and dies*
Guy 2:What's gonna happen now?
Guy 1:I dunno, another kamikazi watermelon?
*fooby flies in and blasts guy 1's head off*

by Alex Farley May 17, 2005

Kamikaze Pearl Harbor

When a Japanese guy lives on a higher floor in an apartment building than an American girl and they're both on their balconies. He starts masturbating on his balcony, then jumps off right before he comes, faces the building, and jizzes right when he passes her floor, giving her a surprise pearl necklace as he falls to his death.

KAMIKAZE PEARL HARBORRRrrrrr!

by Jah Rastafari April 24, 2010

Kamikaze Watermelon

A self-propelled watermelon from the Demented Cartoon Movie that appears with fanfare and zooms along until it splatters against a surface.

Dadadada-dadaaaaa! Wheeeeeee! *splat*

by Korora February 17, 2005

kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive

Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost

by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014

kamikaze bag

It's an eight ball mixed with half cocaine and half crushed meth

Bro, wtf is up with Jimmy's mouth? Why is it sideways? Bruh...he's been doing line after line out of his kamikaze bag! He's on a suicide mission!

by Loso_007 July 23, 2015

kanika

Quite possibly one of the coolest proteges ever! Extremely funny and fun!

Dayummm kanika... how'd you become so cool.

by mentor July 22, 2003

Kamikaze Tactic

To insult one-other while insulting yourself to the same extent.

Dustin: Did you hear what Shayne said in 1st Period?"
Anthony: No, what?"
Dustin: Well, Justin was acting ghey so Shayne yelled "Get your dick out of my mouth!"
Anthony: He's a pro at Kamikaze Tactics.

by EmersonH September 20, 2009