kangaroo

The offspring of a donkey and rabbit.

"Who gives a shit whether a donkey fucked a rabbit and produced a kangaroo, just as long as it hops and you can dance to it." - Joe Strummer

by Bending Rodriquez January 30, 2008

kangaroo

the act of a male jumping up and down without any pants on, thus making his testicles go up and down.

billy, put your pants back on and stop doing the kangaroo

by urf October 25, 2003

Kangaroo

A martial artist who is very good at kicking, punching, and jumping around.

Brutus pushed Billy Jack and Billy did some Kangaroo action on his ass!

by Captain Kangaroo May 04, 2006

kangaroo

to convict someone with false evidence

They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.

by The Return of Light Joker September 16, 2009

Kangaroo

(Noun) A girl who is stubborn and won't get off your D.

Biscuits man...Jessica is so stubborn and won't get of my d and it is getting old; I am a gentlemen, I can't keep bagging these kangaroos.

by Arvizu Fury February 22, 2010

The kangaroo

A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed

Guy 1: dude look at that chick she is hot
Guy 2: yeah id like to do the kangaroo with her.

by Petra Beaus April 30, 2007

Kangaroo

An obsessive female who won't "hop" off your shit.

Bro: Hey bro that Kangaroo won't hop off Joe Maroun's dick.
Bro 2: Yeahh nigga she's been on his jock foreverr!

by JRoun November 29, 2010