kaepernick

(n.) Paper towel used by exotic dancers and entertainers at strip clubs.

After completing her second song, Cinnamon grabbed a kaepernick and her spray bottle and wiped the pole down for the next girl.

by Bigsillyone January 19, 2014

kameera

Very well liked, fun, energetic, outgoing, princess to the goddesses.

Kameera lights up my world.

by ClassicGurl81 February 4, 2017

Kameron Jawon Rose

Aye 6ft guy who can slang big dick

Hit name Kameron Jawon Rose

by Foreverflyme January 28, 2023

Kampen

Kampen is a name given to a very special kind of person. No one quite knows how each of the world's various Kampens came to be, nevertheless, every person knows at least one Kampen. A Kampen is a human being, always of the male gender, who just has no fucking clue. He constantly makes shithead remarks that no one asked for, and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that everybody on planet Earth has a brain except him. These men have no brain. One would wonder how each of the world's Kampens managed to survive the amount of time that they have, but you can rest assured that natural selection will weed them out eventually.

Some characteristics of Kampens:

- Plays Fortnite

- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.

- Asks what model phone is that

- Asks what games are on that phone

- Asks how long you've had your phone for

- White

- Probably a Christian

- Wears shorts, every fucking day

- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip

- Voice is squeaky as fuck

- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean

- Definitely a virgin

- Makes Yo Mama jokes

It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.

Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.

by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019

Kameron(girl)

Sexiest girl ever. So nice funny and pretty has beautiful eyes. Can be a hoe but is loyal to everyone. Kameron can put a smile on anyone’s face she’s the funniest person you could ever meet. She’s athletic and very fit. Kameron loves shopping. Don’t get on her bad side because Kameron loves revenge. Kameron is also very good about finding out people’s secrets. She finds out everything. Kameron gives her heart out to one person and One person alone if she cry’s about him that’s the man she will forever love she will think she can never find a man better then him but she can. Kameron is the best at secret keeping unless you get on her bad side, so never do. Kameron is also very dirty she loves a good 7 minutes in heaven😉 she also loves going to boys houses once she’s there it’s on. Kameron’s amazing in school especially in gym

Kameron(girl) is a hottie.

by Dog lover 565 November 18, 2018

Kameron

The sexiest male ever. loves food but is skinny, has the best girlfriend ever- she is so hot and gorgeous, loves baseball, and video gaming. and he is so boss

damn he is such a kameron

by mr. awesome3497 March 16, 2015

Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.

Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.

by 49ers for life March 31, 2016