kafkalias

Usually a surname though in some instances is used as a first name. Kafkalias is famous about their humour and ironic character. When Kafkalias answers a question, make sure to double check the answer.

Don’t trust this guy. He is a Kafkalias.

by Vakla November 22, 2021

Sir Kafuxalought

Someone who really be fucking every last female in the universe. Most likely named John, Eddie, Chad, Brad, Zach or some other white ass name

D’quavis: Yo Eddie really be bagging every hoe

Demarcus: Fo sho. He really the new Sir kafuxalought

by Rlboat67 November 21, 2019

Kafkaesque

Describing something that is horribly complicated for no reason, usually in reference to bureaucracy. Named after the early 20th century writer Franz Kafka, best known for "The Trial" and "Metamorphosis".

Trying to find a good band on MySpace is kafkaesque.

by Parsefone April 9, 2006

kanuka

An ugly vile man, he farts and yells on a daily basis. He has many good qualities...oh wrong there. He is usually described as a non beautiful beast, he seems to think everyone is laughing with him, but they are actually laughing at him. This ugly fool, I mean man, also has no friends and can often be described as an annoying, sexist, descendant of Hitler. He is from the Bahamas and hates young people, even though he's dumber then they are. He is tall and fat, usually has a pretty big poo belly.

A vile person. A kanuka

by The secret FARTY April 24, 2018

kafucka

An expression used to portray ones emotions towards a particularly annoying situation.

After realising you've made a terrible mistake:
"kafucka..."

by Lord_of_all_humans January 3, 2007

Kafkaf

It’s used to refer to a black / coloured person that can’t run very well and it looks weird, you look like you’re running like an autistic dog.

Dude, that guy is a real kafkaf

by Vaqz November 21, 2018

Kalukanot

Nickname given to someone who acts like a major creeper with a creepy voice. They usually refer to all of their friends as niggah. Some are known to drive around in vans with "Free Candy" spraypainted on the side.

Person one: Dude this guy was creeping on me like none other today.| Person two: I bet ya five bucks it was Kalukanot.

by Phoenix99155 December 5, 2009