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fist kabobbing

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.
I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.
by Luke64 December 10, 2008
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Kaba Modern

Originally a filipino dance group that evolved into something extraordinary. It is now composed of not only filipinos but chinese, vietnamese, japanese, koreans of the sort. The most famous dance group in North America.

3rd place in the world in 2007.
1st place in the world in 2006.
Hey, that's 'Kaba Modern' on 'America's Best Dance Crew' !
by bboy A.J. April 7, 2008
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kabber

the residue rings left around a glass or cup after drinking the contents
Look at the kabber in that glass!
by sark February 24, 2004
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rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !
My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009
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Kabib

A person of descent from the Indian Subcontinent. Usually raised in the U.S. having mostly western values.
Sandeep moved to Texas when he was 3. The Kabib barely speaks Hindi, but watches all the Bollywood movies.
by Gandhigar January 14, 2008
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Kabat

A somewhat modern day prophet. Occasionally known to speak in tongues. Walks as fast as a cheetah runs. Knows the secrets of your world and mine. FFA4LIFE DAWGZ.
person 1: Did you see that wicked fast blurr?

person 2: oh, that was just a kabat.

person 1: I thought that was only a legend!
by durkadurka4life555 March 24, 2010
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kabobamodo

The act of driving recklessly while searching for kabob. It usually results in damage to the car. There are often terrorist looking passengers involved and kabobjam music blaring.
For the love of Allah, slow down before you kabobamodo your bumper again.
by The real kabob king November 3, 2013
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