Pronounced like car in.
The most complex woman you'll ever meet! Wears her heart on her sleeve and is always there for everyone. Never puts herself first. Incredibly beautiful inside and out!
Just like the magical unicorn, if you ever come across a Kaaren (only the ones spelled this way) you will never forget her!
Do not mess with the things she holds the closest! Kaaren will do wherever it requires to protect them. Her tongue is a vicious weapon!
The most complex woman you'll ever meet! Wears her heart on her sleeve and is always there for everyone. Never puts herself first. Incredibly beautiful inside and out!
Just like the magical unicorn, if you ever come across a Kaaren (only the ones spelled this way) you will never forget her!
Do not mess with the things she holds the closest! Kaaren will do wherever it requires to protect them. Her tongue is a vicious weapon!
I had coffee with Kaaren, it was very profound in an incredible way.
That's Kaaren's, I wouldn't mess with it. Oh shit....she's going to be so pissed
That's Kaaren's, I wouldn't mess with it. Oh shit....she's going to be so pissed
by venny June 28, 2016
Get the Kaaren mug.Kalven is a person who can make your day whenever you're down. a person who is not a cheater and is completely faithful to the person he loves. he's committed and driven. he's the type of guy who wants to live life to the fullest. he may lose his temper easily and can't be all too understanding but it's his only defense mechanism. he's loud. and freakishly AMAZING. he 's wild and really fun to be around. he's the type of guy that all the girls want. a chick magnet. also annoyingly happy and hyper, in a good way. simply just a kalven. often has a small butt also.
Bro' i wish i was a Kalven, that would be the sexiest shit ever.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.
Man Katey the perfect guy for me would be like a Kalven.
by bubbahlove29 January 10, 2012
Get the Kalven mug.A male who spends all his time at work on-line making perverted innuendos to males and females alike.
Person 1: Who was that guy who was offering to pillage you with his throbbing buttplug?
Person 2: Oh, that's just some kalvert.
Person 2: Oh, that's just some kalvert.
by aervert March 23, 2011
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To not do your job, delegate and ask obscure questions that are pointless to seem smarter than you are.
Not understand anything at all.
Not understand anything at all.
In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.
by Flying_Monkeys December 15, 2022
Get the Keaveney mug.Kayven is the kind of guy you can’t find. He has mood swing depression and maybe even anxiety but he can never stay mad at you. He couldn’t be and player but he will never hurt you. You couldn’t and shouldn’t let him go! He is small but can take you down any second if you mess with the people he loves and adores. He will always have a place in your heart if your friends or lovers. When he tells you he loves you he actually means it.
by Dilon March 5, 2019
Get the Kayven mug.The process of a female species who are basically smart, beautiful and are fully capable of procreation, always ends up being too choosy in finding a mating partner of opposite gender with superficial demands and unrealistic gene searching, thus not being able to procreate and in the end going into extinction in their own lifetime.
These species are abundantly found in the norther tropical forests of "K A T E G A", and should be highly avoided when coming in direct contact, for our very own safety.
These species are abundantly found in the norther tropical forests of "K A T E G A", and should be highly avoided when coming in direct contact, for our very own safety.
by i_Killed_Reddit June 2, 2021
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