by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019
Get the Kale Kiri mug.Kaley boi is always dead. He is a very beautiful creature, but unfortunately he is not human. This means that you may only admire his beauty, and acting on any sexual or romantic feelings is not allowed. He can be quite an exciting creature, but it is rare that you will ever witness him since he is dead extremely frequently. He is a kale and that is the best word that could be used to describe him.
by deathfish October 23, 2020
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Kalena is a hard person to get to know. She’ll shut you out but slowly let you in if you try. Any boy will get lost in her eyes because they are her most gorgeous feature although all of her is perfect. She falls in love way to easily although she always try not to cause she doesn’t want to get hurt. If she messages you it’s because you mean something to her so don’t shut her out. She dances a lot and can sing better than most people. Whatever you do, don’t mess with her feeling cause it’ll fuck her up real bad.
by alwaysinlove February 21, 2019
Get the Kalena mug.Kalea is a weird, crazy, and goofy girl! She’s always being loud and annoying, but she’s hilarious! She’s always joking around and making people laugh. She loves to hang out with people that enjoy joking around with her. That’s what people love about her. They love her funny and goofy personality! Kalea is also a sweet girl. She’s the type of friend to get you a birthday gift every year, give advice whenever you need it, and be willing to hang out on the weekends. She’s also really mean sometimes but in a playful way. She doesn’t intend to hurt anyone, it’s just apart of her personality. Kalea has many people who enjoy her being around, but a lot of people hate her too. She doesn’t care about the haters and always keeps a smile on her face! :) If you ever become friends with a Kalea, never lose her or you’re gonna regret it!
Kalea is so weird!
by 💞💖🤪 November 30, 2018
Get the Kalea mug.A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).
Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."
Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."
Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"
by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013
Get the kale-bag mug.a beautiful person with deep dark brown eyes and hair. that person has an amazing personality and sometimes can be the best person on earth. she/he can be annoying but, you love them i love them everyone needs a kaleah in their. i just happy to have one right by my side.
by cutemaster2 August 2, 2014
Get the kaleah mug.Kaleya is a fighter she goes for what she wants and gets it.She is some one most people are jealous of and she will be quick to steal somebody’s man.Kaleya is athletic, funny, intelligent, and very interesting she has a style so many people want to copy. Most males go for a person like a Kaleya cause she is loyal and honest.Nobody can tell her what to do.She believes in GOD but she can be sneaky sometimes.When it comes to certain people Kaleya can be a little shy and nervous. Kaleya is not one to judge others if she doesn’t have to.
Kaleya is so cool.
by AlbertWiney_3 October 6, 2019
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