Ed-"Dude did you hear that Cheryl just got promoted to manager?"
Ryan- "Fuckkkk man, she's a total kline. I'm putting in my two weeks notice"
Ryan- "Fuckkkk man, she's a total kline. I'm putting in my two weeks notice"
by Guardian of Zest April 1, 2019
Get the Kline mug.A sexy, suave, masculine guy who is good at satisfying a woman, especially licking her vagina and clit. He is not only very attractive but also very smart. Life is better with a Klint.
girl: Are you going to have sex with him tomorrow?
girl2: Yeah, why?
girl: How u know hes guna be good?
girl2: His name's Klint, and my clit is my sweet spot, he has to be good.
girl: damn, i want some of that
girl: Are you going to have sex with him tomorrow?
girl2: Yeah, why?
girl: How u know hes guna be good?
girl2: His name's Klint, and my clit is my sweet spot, he has to be good.
girl: damn, i want some of that
I wish I was a Klint.
by cookiemonster4321 October 28, 2014
Get the Klint mug.A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
"Yo Matt, you should see what I did to this girl last night!... I got a proper Angry Klinsmann out!"
by Jonny Jay King August 24, 2011
Get the Angry Klinsmann mug.To intentionally, or through negligence, break a piece of functionality, immediately before going on vacation.
Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"
Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"
by HomageToHuman December 15, 2010
Get the Kline and Dash mug.An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"
"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
by Andy Of Andy Hall October 12, 2005
Get the Klinsmann Dive mug.Killary Klinton is a nick name given to Hillary Clinton because she is such a unfeeling person that laughs at other people's death's and suffering .
by redpillamerican July 19, 2021
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