Jetta

a "zippy" Mexican-built car that has superb German engineering, first-rate interior materials, and is loaded with safety features.

Anyone who thinks the Jetta is solely a woman's car is gay. Men with sophistication drive Jettas, not stupid insecure rat bastards who wish they had as nice a car.

Don't let the funky moniker of the Jetta fool you--it's a great car.

by PW January 11, 2003

Jwerta Eyes

Rolling one's eyes in response to any inconvenience or requirement for minor exertion, even if to their benefit.

So, I give this guy an ipod for free, but he just gave me Jwerta eyes when he realised it was not charged. Arsehole.

by Pecks December 5, 2012

The jetta

Giving it to a girl in a Vw jetta while her head is in the trunk either missionary or give it from behind usually ends in a headache for the trunkee.

Nikki had a headache after I gave her the jetta, I loved hearing her head hit the trunk while I made hard pelvic thrust.

by Brady October 2, 2016

jetta

The Jetta is a beast european car that will eat hondas alive......rarrrrr....The VR6 with a nasty turbo will say hello and goodbye to V8's everywhere if you look in images you will see my Hungry Jetta......with the 17's

Crowd: OMG LOOK ITS A Jetta
2005 V6 mustang guy: you really think that lil ricer is gonna beat me???
..3...2...1....go....
VROOM
Mustang Guy: holy cow i think i just soild my panties...

by Macdaddycain300 May 5, 2005

Jetta

a small compact car,which eats gas, has no center consule, is impossible to have sex in the back seat, and has a never ending smell of crayons.

"yo dawg, you smell that Jetta, bitch lookin like a 64 pack of Crayola on wheels."

by Brozzle December 4, 2007

jetta

Cool; awesome; dope; just a really sweet thing

" what's up dude, where'd you get that shirt ?I really like it, it's super jetta

by ZackZeoli November 6, 2014

volkswagen jetta

A car your typical thot drives

Brittany drives a Volkswagen Jetta

by Winternheimer May 27, 2017