dakota and justina

Gay fuck

I just had a "Dakota and Justina" with Sam!!!!

by Lollzjjj March 20, 2016

Says Justina

A saying usually said after one exposes extreme femininity. (usually a male) Adapted by a very male name "Justin," Justina is the name referred to any man exhibiting any form of panzy-ness or woman-like qualities. In other words, a man acting as if he possesses a vagina.

Boy: Ugh I don't understand why she isn't calling me? What am I doing wrong!?
Boy's friend: ...Says Justina

Boy: The world hates me today, I'm going to order like 5 Big Macs.
Boy's Friend: ...says Justina, would you like a tampon with those?

by FloridaUC April 30, 2011

Justinas

Super cute lithuanian Labrador. He loves attention, and eating lots of free food. He is a bit unreliable, but you cannot be angry at him because of his charming smile. He barks „Or?“ at the end of each sentence.

A: I got myself a new pet!
B: Amazing. What is it?
A: A dog.

B: Wow. Is it a Chihuaha?
A: No it is a Justinas. I am so happy with him. I am always out of food.

by Black-Salami June 4, 2022

justina

Justina is one of a kind, she’s reeeally cool and has the best style, everyone wants to dress like her, she is really funny but you can also talk about serious things with her, she is the best friend you could ever have!!!!!! if you are friends with justina, never let her go

yesterday i talked with justina and i swear i’ve never laughed that much in my entire life
wow look at justinas outift, she can really pull that off

by your mum’s gf November 22, 2021