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Jolando

The coolest, funniest, shortest mixed guy you'll ever meet. He will help you when you need it unless you need a ride somewhere because this man still doesn't have a car or license. If you need to match someone he's the one to call, cause he always has some weed somewhere. He used to get niggas right with the discount a snacks at Mcdonalds but he recently got low. Lmk if you see that nigga.
Jolando is my nigga, he cool asf!
by Jolando March 15, 2017
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Jolanthe

Jolanthe is a very funny person. But if she is in love, she can go crazy and be very confused. Now and then she still hangs on her ex but that can change quite quickly with her. She is a very nice and nice person but also sometimes associal
Maxim: Hi
Jolanthe: Oh let‘s get married
by Medusaderluser September 2, 2019
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joulian

Omg you suck you pulled a joulian
You killed my dog, you pulled a joulian
by _notzach_ October 26, 2020
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jolanny

The genitalia of a male.
The man inserted his jolanny inside his friend.
by pablosan1301 November 14, 2016
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Joelance

To start, she is a girl with the best permanent tan ever. A person with her own unique style and personality that matches perfectly with her one-of-a-kind name. She is the best-est friend you can ever have; making you one of the luckiest person on earth.

She is understanding, gives the best advice and provides you with an unconditional support that you can trust with your life.

She can be a little eccentric and hysterical at times, but she's only like that because she's comfortable around you and once you realise that fact, it will make you feel so fuzzy and warmed up inside. She is a friend who will point out your mistakes and wrongdoings for your own good and slap you when you go slightly off the rail. Never get offended, because she is doing this entirely for your own sake and instead, you should be thankful you have a friend like her who understands you.

All in all, if you ever meet a Joelance in life, trust that she will be the most epic friend and sworn-sister you can ever have and be thankful that you know her. <3
I've never met someone like Joelance.

That girl can never be a Joelance because there is probably only one legit Joelance on earth.

If you ever feel lost in life or if you need some advice, you're looking for a Joelance.
by Aniles June 9, 2013
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Jolandie

She's as beautiful as a violet flower. She is crazy with a big heart. Sensitive but also loves to live fast , fuck hard and party till the break of dawn. She truely believes in YOLO.
jole yoli jolanda Jolandie
by Jvr August 31, 2016
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jouvan

Jouvan is a typical Indonesian name, only the best and most powerful ones are still among us. Only the handsome and funny people are named jouvan, get you a jouvan.
Random person 1: omg is that a jouvan? He looks like he’s such a funny person!

Random person 2: yes omg, he always types *deaddd when the group chat is boring

Random person 1: he’s such a jouvan <3
by Elenastonem January 21, 2018
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