Person 1: Did u hear Joe became president?
Person 2: Please sir do you want paper or pl-
Person 1: JOEBAMA
Person 2: Please sir do you want paper or pl-
Person 1: JOEBAMA
by Gingoballs October 14, 2019
Get the Joebama mug.To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.
Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
by Dudman October 21, 2011
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You stop at a red light.
There is another driver also stopped on the opposite side of the intersection.
The light turns green.
QUICK!
Turn left in front of that other car.
Do not indicate.
You may be drinking.
You stop at a red light.
There is another driver also stopped on the opposite side of the intersection.
The light turns green.
QUICK!
Turn left in front of that other car.
Do not indicate.
You may be drinking.
We're late for soccer practice. Quick, take the Juba Challenge before that asshole comes our way.
It's 1980 and you want to go to the Flats from Superior Ave in Cleveland, headed east. At West 4th, the asshole starting across the intersection because the light has turned green thinks he can make it across before you dash left right in front of him to get to the flats. JUBA CHALLENGE! Hah! Showed you.
It's 1980 and you want to go to the Flats from Superior Ave in Cleveland, headed east. At West 4th, the asshole starting across the intersection because the light has turned green thinks he can make it across before you dash left right in front of him to get to the flats. JUBA CHALLENGE! Hah! Showed you.
by Juba, of course December 9, 2012
Get the Juba Challenge mug.The midline of the scrotum, especially visible when shrinkage has occurred due to cold temperatures or long term exposure to water in the crotchal region.
Yesterday, I caught my joublet on the fence as I was jumping it, and both my testicles fell out.
It’s so cold out here I can see my joublet through my britches.
It’s so cold out here I can see my joublet through my britches.
by jbowman1018 August 28, 2018
Get the Joublet mug.As a person, Jobanpreet is a really strong and really loving person. But just because their loving dose does not mean that they are not to be played with. They are talented at fighting and can beat you up. But they also have a good heart. They never hate people and always care about friends and family
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1. adj. Easy as fuck
2. noun. Literally, the food of one's penis, or metaphorically, a tool
1. adj. Easy as fuck
2. noun. Literally, the food of one's penis, or metaphorically, a tool
by DigitalBounce September 17, 2011
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