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Josten

The most entertaining but mysterious person you'll ever meet.Often quit,shy,and polite but can be a BIG goof and somewhat a jerk at times,good for laughs or companionship and a nice person to be around
YOU see that guy over there he acts like a Josten
by SLYRoNiN March 29, 2009
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Chicago cross-jostle

A sexual act. A Chicago cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
Well, he had her up against the wall, and he started in on a Chicago Cross-jostle, One-Handed!!!
by Eldon Stump July 4, 2006
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Jostein

Noun. Also see extravagant, cocky and vane.
Larger than life person who succeeds in every aspect of life, often on expence of people around him. Looked up to by many but not always liked.
He really is having the cake and eating it to. He is a Jostein for shure. Car, chick, money, body, looks and a great sense of humor. Man I hate him.
by stalker99 April 12, 2009
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JostVice

Ghey GTA Modder nigga who left his buddy DaBeast for Grit and UDK.

SON,
I AM DISAPOINT
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Pimp Nigga, why are you all being Jostvice-y?
by Anonymouslyniggaish December 8, 2009
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Josti

retard (politically incorrect)

Actually Josti is derived from 'Johannes Stichting'
(St. John's Foundation) an institution for

the mentally disabled in The Netherlands
where a musical band was formed: the Josti-band.
For donations visit www.johannesstichting.nl
and most of all www.jostiband.nl
by Khobab Ben Khayeel October 5, 2011
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Jimbo jostle

To be given the slip after agreeing to meeting or arranging a time to be together
E.g Peter- let's go out for a drink at 7, Fraser - sure I'll see you then. 7 comes round and Peter is nowhere to be seen and uncontactable.

You've been given the Jimbo jostle
by Benji90 December 1, 2020
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jostlefox

To insert one's penis into a leprosy sore. See jostlefoxing
Dude, let's go jostlefox that leper! That's totally how we get our rocks off!
by oddwallawallawalla September 25, 2009
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