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Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.
Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"
by Robzilladilla May 18, 2011
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Because he has the name Josip he is a Legend and if you disagree you are probably serbian or a lame faggot.
Josip Broz Tito a hero who deserves houndreds of medals of honor.
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Joshi

A brilliant all round person. A god at sport, a genius and all the girls will have a crush on him
“ Oh looks all the girls are looking at something
Probably Joshi
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joshify

verb. \ˈjäsh- tə- fī\

1. To take a perfectly good idea or plan and ruin it.

2. To take anything awesome and turn it to poo.

3. Stealing someone's idea and claiming it as your own, but doing so in such a manner that the initial idea is turned into something so dumb that one could only think that a mentally handicapped preschooler came up with the idea.
Person 1: "I have some really awesome ideas. We should totally have a pre-Thanksgiving dinner and a Winter Formal."

Person 2: "Yeah, you always have such great ideas. I aspire to be you. They are both going to be so much fun."

Person 3: "Wait, whatever you do, don't let that guy (person 4) hear, he will joshify your ideas for sure!"

Person 1: "Thanks, man! I completely forgot how much I hate that kid. He always steals people's ideas and ruins them."
by chembabe87 May 21, 2011
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