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Jorting

The act of slowly creeping to young honey's on the dance floor without their consent; then to proceed to thrust hips lightly towards the party of said females who are completely unaware of the "jorter's" presence. Typically the "jorter" or "jorting" party are sporting demin shorts; aka "jorts".
Mike: Hey dude, check out Jorts!
Justin: What the hell is he doing, man?
Mike: He's fucking jorting on those poor ladies!
by clockcatcall September 14, 2010
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Jorts

Scott wore a pair of jorts to squirrel fest.
by Scott Wernsman September 1, 2009
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Jorts

Jean Shorts worn by university of Georgia fans at the annual Florida vs Georgia game.
Did you see those ugly ass jorts that guy had on?
Yea I did, he is one of those dawg fans
by therealest292 October 15, 2011
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Jorts

The basic lower garment of the truly hardcore, Jorts are jeans, usually tight fitting, cut off at roughly the knee and allowed to fray, thus adding to the hardcore look.
That kids jorts are so metal, he must be a BAMF.
by j.fiotz1 May 11, 2009
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Jorts

The term "jorts" was first coined at the Silverado Golf Course in Scottsdale, Arizona. The staff used the word to make fun of the chops that wore jean shorts to play golf. "Jorts" are often sported with socks & sandals, Blu-Blocker sunglasses and mullets.
My man, sweet jorts.
Be careful not to get chaffed by your jorts.
I feel like looking like a douchebag today, I think I'll rock some jorts.
by Dave Jardine December 28, 2005
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Jorts

Jeans + shorts that are knee length; jean shorts that are upper thigh length (mostly worn by females) are NOT jorts
"those jorts are sooo 90ties"
by poooootatooooo September 7, 2013
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Jorts

Slang for jean shorts.

A term Georgia Bulldog fans are obsessed with
even though they are often seen wearing them at sporting events.
"Many dawg fans wear "jorts"
by neuce March 2, 2010
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