The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:
"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"
"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"
"GTFO My Deck"
Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).
Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.
Is not a fan of Licorice.
Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.
Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.
"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"
"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"
"GTFO My Deck"
Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).
Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.
Is not a fan of Licorice.
Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.
Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.
Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!
I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.
Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!
I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.
I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.
Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!
I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.
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