Noun, Adj - Jordan fans who are so blinded by nostalgia. They refuse to acknowledge that Jordan played in a weak era. They often site his finals record of 6-0 but dismiss his 1-9 record in the first round before Scottie Pippen was drafted. Usually, They believe everything from the nineties is better than anything today.
These people are unreasonable and possibly violent when confronted with opposing views or reality.
They have an unreasonable obsession with destroying the legacy of Lebron James.
These people are unreasonable and possibly violent when confronted with opposing views or reality.
They have an unreasonable obsession with destroying the legacy of Lebron James.
Jordesbians will do anything to protect the reputation of daddy MJ.
"Jordan got Two rings against Utah and one against Seattle, that's not exactly tough competition
Jordesbians - That Utah team would beat the Kevin Durant Warriors in 5 games.."
Jordesbians - If Lebron played in the 90s he avg 15 points at best.
"Jordan got Two rings against Utah and one against Seattle, that's not exactly tough competition
Jordesbians - That Utah team would beat the Kevin Durant Warriors in 5 games.."
Jordesbians - If Lebron played in the 90s he avg 15 points at best.
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