Ballsack joose

Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong

After a good squeeze, my nuts have been completely drained of all ballsack joose

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022

Joose Burps

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.

Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!

by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

moose joose

a powerful laxative for androids

i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster

by Devin taylor May 28, 2004

joose

hardcore gangsta in CMG

Joose reps CMG.

by joose May 26, 2003

Joose Lipstick

The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.

John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!

by Jo-Weezy March 27, 2009

spastic joose

stella artois, see also wife beater

Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater

by tommigunn March 22, 2004

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021