jon sucks

Jon sucks plain and simple everyone knows this

Hey Jon.
Whats up?
You suck.
I know.
Everyone knows jon sucks

by Jon's Pal November 13, 2013

Jon Sly

To look at someones Crutch when nobody is watching and being caught.

You have been Jon Slyed Stalking that lady.....

by HairShum June 11, 2006

Jon Snowed

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.

Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE

by Sakura_Ryuzaki May 4, 2015

Jon Schaffer

Jon Schaffer is a heavy metal guitarist and songwriter. He is the founder and only remaining original member of the heavy metal band Iced Earth. His most distinctive element of playing is his stuttering right-hand gallop which sounds like a tremendously sped up version of the 'eighth-note, two-sixteenth-notes' gallop made famous by Iron Maiden's bass player/songwriter Steve Harris. That sound cannot be
imitated by any other guitar player. When you hear Jon Schaffer, you think Iced Earth. Because Jon Schaffer IS Iced Earth.

Jon Schaffer is the guitarist for Iced Earth.

by Mike L. Richard February 9, 2008

Jon Smack

The act of hitting a cart

Ay brotendo, Jon smack?

by Supreme Crowbar Nicca December 31, 2020

Jon Snow

Jon Snow is a character in game of thrones that is still alive and Matthew Payne won't shut the fuck up about.

You know nothing Jon Snow.

by Bobby Jonnyson October 24, 2018

Jon Snow Syndrome

That overwhelming certainty of knowing nothing.

'been coding for years, though I still have the feeling that I know nothing about programming. Must be going through Jon Snow Syndrome

by juan nieves November 15, 2019