JoMo

1. noun {pronounced Joe-Moe}; an effeminate, non-threatening male celebrity using said non-threatening 'charisma' and metrosexuality to target pre-teen girls into spending time and money on them. Often utilizing emo characteristics and tendencies. The term refers to the primary perpetrator of the image, Joe Jonas, and combines the words Jonas and homosexuality (also called homo and mo ) - hence JoMo. The roots of the terminology came about when discussing why other gay men seem to like such pop-figures.
Prime examples of JoMos would be: "That Joe Jonas is such a JoMo, with his new pixy 'do, trying to look almost butch." and "Justin Bieber is the new king/queen of JoMos, could he look more like an emo metrosexual?"
by praetor1983 October 11, 2010
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Jomo

A homosexual from smethport pennsylvania who's real name is Jeremy. He is a big fag and everyone references him as jomo. Especially his life parter who's nick name is "BALLS"
I caught jomo looking at my BALLS in the locker room.
by Hannahs January 30, 2005
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JoMo Sapiens

The name of the fan club of professional wrestler John Morrison. The name was chosen by fans on Twitter, as the previous name "MoFos" was deemed "not PG"
Example: Zack Ryder's dad.
JoMo Sapiens. We're gonna eat your lunch.
by TheBigOsJuiceMan November 23, 2011
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Jomo

Jomo, originally created to ridicule my friend Joseph(But in a friendly way of course) Jomo is the abbreviation for Joe the homo, which later turned into Jomo the homo. Then the name stuck! As much has he didn't like, and still doesn't. That is what I will continue to call him. Joseph, or Jomo is my best friend! He is awesome best friend!(:
Jomo, stop singing! I'm trying to talk to you!
by GenaBugg March 24, 2010
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Jomo

I saw jomo at the mall yesterday.
by e2rnty September 27, 2007
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No Jomo

The ultimate comeback after your friend/foe gives you a challenge. Or if you just want them to do something of your bidding. They cannot deny any jomo. It's inevitable.
"Hey bro Your gay." "no, No jomo I'm not."
by vos1c September 20, 2022
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No Jomo

The Ultimate come back to someone in an argument. Anyone who says "NO JOMO" In an argument instantly wins\
no matter how outrageous it may be.
Reece: "you're so stupid bro" Jaden: "No you are, and you like musty toes NO JOMO!"
by Tootuff4ya September 20, 2022
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