facebook jinks

You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.

joe blow's status message -

joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot

josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay

the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.

by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009

heim joints

Marijuana cigarettes rolled by the legendary heim. Joints so fine, in fact, that they are often simply called 'heims'

Hey dude, roll up one of those fat heim joints!

by Ryaaan August 5, 2006

Joinker

A hand job or to jerk off

Mrs. Patane gave me a joinker is the middle of class.

by FriendCats May 15, 2018

Jointstick

The art of going crazy. To party hard.

Hey Billy, you down to jointstick tonight?
My boy Brad and I were joinstickin at a trickliga's house last night.

by nigashack September 26, 2009

jinks

Is what you say, when you and at least one other person, simultaneously, say the same word(s). If you are first to say jinks, you are in effect the jinks master, and the person who uttered the same word(s) and who is now jinksed, cannot speak, until someone says their name in full. Utterring words while jinksed however, will result in double jinks, triple jinks and so on and so forth, for each additional word spoken.

Trudy and Rebecca: The chocolate one please
Trudy: JINKS!
Rebecca: Huh!?
Trudy: double jinks!
Cecile: Rebecca Smith
Rebecca: Phewww, thanks cecile

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

Jonks

A large predatory mammal, preferring to hunt younger prey (under 20 years old), but known to take down larger, older beasts in desperation.

Hide your daughters, there's a Jonks in the loose.

by zzabc February 6, 2010

Jonks

Another word for jokes or kidding. Often used with lots of expression. Created by NathenSama

"You're Beautiful"
"JONKS!"

by nSama March 30, 2010