Jordan and Jacob

Two people that do not absolutely talk to eachother but show emotions throughout text only.

Bro you’re being a Jordan and Jacob with your girl right now man up and talk to her

by penis in ur face June 11, 2019

sam jordan

A sexually aroused gay transgender jewish ginger with black skin who is sitting in a wheelchair with a swastika tattoo over his three nipples that spreads peanut butter on his dogs balls

guy 1: What the fuck is that guy doing to his dog?
guy 2: Oh thats just sam jordan, this is what he does.

by BB_JinkyWits November 25, 2019

jordan year

The 23rd and best year of your life. Named in reference to Michael Jordan, superhero basketball player, whose jersey number is 23.

I spent my Jordan year feeding starving children, writing the great American novel, drinking with my besties, and getting laid 1000 times.

by e-dubs, okayyy March 29, 2010

Jaida

Jaida is the most beautiful girl in the world, I feel you are dating her, you are the luckiest person ever. She is so perfect, she’ll make you laugh, she’ll make you cry, and she’ll make you fall in love with her

Girl 1: oh my gosh, Jaida is so perfect, I wish I could be like her
Girl 2: I know right? I want to be as beautiful as her
Guy: I wish I could date a girl like Jaida

by Luckiestpersonever June 25, 2018

Jordana

A Jordana, most prominently, possesses an obvious passionate side. This side contains an unstoppable drive to overcome any obstacles that would keep her from achieving her goals when it's something she's passionate about. This side is also responsible for the protection of those she cares about, and the same drive is used here.

Jordana's are very clever, and pick up on little things very quickly. They are cunning and witty, which aids them in helping people, which they enjoy doing.

It also helps them with their outrageous humour. Filled to the brim with cringe-worthy puns and jokes that leave you in stitches, Jordana's often latch onto the jokes that never fail to make people laugh over and over.

Jordana's also boast an underlying beauty that is unique. One cannot help but be in awe of everything about a Jordana.

This beauty also extends to her physical features. A Jordana often possesses a terrific fashion sense, however stresses comfortability over presentation. She can also be described as physically perfect.

Despite all these qualities, Jordana's are often quite humble, struggling to accept compliments or company. When approaching a Jordana, do so with sensitive confidence and focus on her passions rather than her, else she will become immediately shy and protective.

Once one meets a Jordana, they are advised to never lose them, as they are sure to become one of the most valuable people they will ever meet in their life.

Person 1: Wow, you see that girl?
Person 2: She has some sort of aura about her, doesn't she?
Person 1: I'm in love…
Person 2: Definitely a Jordana.

by Lujaede April 16, 2016

Jaida

she is a amazing girl she is the bestest friend in the world she is kind funny and beautiful!

for example Jaida is my best friend

by lea1799 October 12, 2018

Jonida

People,mostly girls,named Jonida are often very ambitious and have a powerful character.Her benefits are envied by many people but she is never really stastified and is so ambitious that she sometimes forget herself,but never that ambitious that she lives seriouly on her own.She needs family and friends as much as she needs work for her brain.Jonidas try to impress with their outward appearance but have to learn that their character alone is a masterpiece and beautiful enough.You can trust jonidas without any kind of doubt because of her empathic abilities and her loyalty.you can laugh with her until youre crying.Jonida in one sentence : a beautiful person with so much love and power you like to be surrouned by bc you can learn so much of her and have so much fun at the same time

A: wanna hang out at the weekend together
Jonida: sorry ,still so much to learn

by pacific1001 January 3, 2017