Johnathin is my straight NI99A he pulls mad shorties claps cheeks like nothin nice size pp no homo do and he funny as fuck
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Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
by O' Chungus November 26, 2022
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An amazing person. The things he says will leave you smiling for days. He's so wise, sagacious, and so handsome. He's a so hilarious. And he's SUCH a sweetheart, the things he has in mind to do with his "forever" girlfriend are so cute, and amazing. He'll make you laugh so much. Overall has a kind heart, and is somewhat of a flirt with all the cute girls, but when he goes into a relationship he's truly committed. He deserves an amazing girlfriend. Usually has an amazing smile, and is VERY attractive. He is a great friend to have, and whoever becomes his girlfriend is one lucky, LUCKY girl. <3
by Truth1012 December 31, 2011
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Jonathons smile is infectious.
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