Joggernaught

A person that steams past you on the pavement as if they had more of a moral right to be there as they are doing something 'healthy'

"I almost got knocked over by a joggernaught this morning"

"Watch out! joggernaught!!"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

Death Jogger

Someone who jogs so much they lose so much weight they start to look like a corpse.

"I thought that was a zombie on the side of the road but, it was only a Death Jogger."

by AndrewSohma April 18, 2009

jogging

It's a new fad. Apparently, you just run... for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

John: I just went jogging.
Mary: When in Rome

by Mr. Incredible January 12, 2005

horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

Slap Joggy

A slap joggy is someone who owns something they shouldn’t have

Hey! Have you heard of Milwaukee rap? That slap joggy shouldn’t have FL studio.

by NashyGxx July 31, 2022

Gets my noggin jogging

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.

Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.

by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019

Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!

Joggers nipple he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!

by sever room ho January 20, 2009