Joel The Roll

Master of rolling.

Sometimes referred to as “JTR” or “Joel el Rollo”, Joel is a famous roller best known for his ability to roll literally anything.

His hobbies include rolling things, sometimes putting said rolled things into his system, and hanging out with his girlfriend Grace.

Special talents include underwater sex and scoring the lowest on a gay test.

He’s the roll.

Grace: Hey Joel(The Roll) can you roll this for me?

Joel The Roll: Of course baby, that’s my specialty! Just roll it over here as I always say.

by BibleStudy October 29, 2018

Joel Embiid

The man, the myth, the legend. A man who gives his heart and soul to the city of Philadelphia. The man who gives Philly a sense of hope. Hope that maybe one man can turn this city around. NBAVOTE Joel Embiid. Trust the Process

You're so good at basketball, that you could almost be compared to Joel Embiid.

by philadelphiabornandraised January 16, 2017

joelah

the default ship name for couples that only interact with each other over text.
where the boy blatantly confesses his love for the girl and the girl is unnecessarily indifferent

- Hey? They're a cute couple!
-- No way they're totally a JOELAH.

by Not Serafina and Eliza June 10, 2016

Joel Osteen

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

Joel Keeny

Not to be confused with Joe Keery who is his twin brother.
Gaten Matarazzo confirmed this with him in a video.

Gaten - Weren't you in that domino's pizza ad?
Joe - No that was my brother Joel Keeny

by sheepgrazer January 30, 2018

Joel Harris

An alcoholic drink that consists of 1 part Sparks Energy drink and 1 part Champagne. Common drink among hooker in the Lake Geneva, WI area.

I'll have a Bloody Mary and the lady will have a Joel Harris.

by Just 1 person January 13, 2011

Jaelani

Jaelani is the type of girl you want to stay with. She’s the type to lighten up the mood without trying and is so pretty and funny that time passes by so fast when your with her. She’s that baddie who cares for her family and friends and takes crap from no one. She trust you until you give her a reason not too. She’s that friend you want to never let go.

Girl: hey have you seen jaelani? she’s just so pretty and vibes with everybody!!
Girl 2: YES!!! omg I want to be friends with her!!

by Bbygurl_7 August 22, 2020