On the job

a police officer or other law enforcement agent. sometimes undercover.

"Take it easy officers. I'm on the job."

by Almostblue62 September 16, 2021

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on the job

What Fire and Police personnel in New York City say when inferring that they are active with the FDNY, NYPD, or another agency within the five boroughs.

Tony: "I did 27 years with Engine 38, Ladder 51 in The Bronx."
Mike: "I've been on the job 12 years out of the 9th Precinct."

by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022

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corn-on-the-cob job

1) to engage in anal sex with another as the performer (not the recipient); or 2) to assault another person anally with an ear of corn.

We got drunk, and I would up giving Marilyn a corn-on-the-cob job.

by markiel January 18, 2003

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Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.

To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"

by Wwerker October 13, 2014

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Onion Job

A sexual act involving the insertion of a male's penis into an onion in an erotic manner

Yo dude that chick I've been seeing just gave me the raddest onion job I've ever had while we were watching Shrek 2. She's a total fuckin ogre at heart man.

by ShrekLove69 November 29, 2016