Jizzawatt

A measurement used to measure something so good that you get a sudden rush of jizz in your pants.
The better something is the more Jizzawatts it has.

Dude this band is like 400 Jizzawatts!
It must be a really good band!

This cheeseburger is so good!!
How many Jizzawatts is it?
Deffinatly 500 Jizzawatts!

by The Indo Crew July 14, 2010

jizzabang

also "gizzabang"

1. very good

2. the best at something

John is one jizzabang mack daddy.

Audra is the jizzabang at "Dance Dance Revolution."

OR

She is the DDR jizzabang.

by Audra October 19, 2003

jizzaster

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

Jizzable

When something is so cool and awesome its almost jizzable.

Dude that is so Jizzable, Omg...thats Jizzable

by Greetings.fellow.humans. February 19, 2011

Jizzbake

(v) to soak another intentionally in a large quantity of jism, without that person's permission

Despite warnings from my girlfriend, I jizzbaked her while she was lying on her back, shooting a load all over her stomach and face, and then made her get up to wipe it off.

by Billy Chill June 24, 2006

jizzenate

The act of jizzing in a soft drink to increase carbonation.

Kirill: What are you drinking?

Tip Drill: Straight jizzenate fool

by Mgay July 28, 2009

jizzerate

to jizz or the act of jizzing

" Hold up a sec can u im me later im trying to jizzerate."

by Niggaman8 March 14, 2010