jizzmonkey

Someone who talks a huge load of shite or a primate who masterbates furiously hence producing wads of monkey jizz.

1.Bob really pisses me off, what a jizzmonkey.

2. Cream as far as the eyes can see, watch that jizzmonkey go

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003

jizzmonkey

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

jizzmonkey

cool dude from the turin brakes forum

by Anonymous September 6, 2003