Jiznard 

To describe a classmate/co workers, as a virgin. To be specific of what said someone is, is someone who particularly enjoys games like: "Dungeons and dragons" "skyrim" or shows like "game theory" or "game of thrones" The word would fit for this, do to it sounding like "Wizard"

God, I fucking hate Danny! He thinks he's smarter than everyone, when he's really a fucking jiznard!

Jiznard by Slapjackfatback April 4, 2016

Jizzard 

A Klu Klux Klan member who enjoys masturbation.

Yo, that guy over there is a the grand jizzard.

Jizzard by Bobojizz October 2, 2018

Jizzard 

When you nut in the detection of a fan and sprays every

Yo dude I caused a jizzard

Jizzard by Liam power April 22, 2020

Jizard 

When one is skiing two guys, wearing a ski mask. When the guys are approaching there climax you rip the ski mask off and say “give me the jizard”

Well when one meets the summit of there climax you have to rip off the ski mask and say give me the jizard (aka jizz blizzard)

Jizard by Neville long bottom October 15, 2021

Jizzard 

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…

Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.

Jizzard by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

Jizzard 

When you haven’t busted a nut in several days/weeks, due to being sick, too busy with work, or just flat out dumb. The next load that gets dropped will be whiter than a White Christmas. Make sure to wear goggles…

Big Easy: Yo Stone dog, how’s the weather treating ya?

Stoney: Pretty decent, but there’s a chance of hail this weekend where I’m at. I’ve been sick all week and haven’t yanked my money in a bit, so a Jizzard is incuming. The next load I drop might cause an avalanche.

Big Easy: Damn, lmk how that works out for ya. Might have to give that a try sometime.

Jizzard by Stoney69 November 24, 2023

jizzard 

jizz blizzard

"Oh my fucking god its a category 5 jizzard in trutnov czechia."

jizzard by grotesquette ♡ April 13, 2024