Jew-Jitsu

The martial art of avoiding debt

Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu

by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015

Jigsaw Cock

1:When male genitalia, torn into several pieces, is recombined to once again form the entirety of the organ.

2:A surgical term describing a badly stitched wound

3: A person of Aztec descent

1: "See that guy on the news? The one attacked by feral dogs?" "Yeah man, they gave him a serious jigsaw cock"

2: That is a serious jigsaw cock of a stitch"

3: My grandparent's were of jigsaw cock descent

by Hazardlad April 1, 2009

Jigsaw Deluxe

Named after the elaborate and torturous traps from the "Saw" film series, this can be considered the ultimate prank in which you defecate at the foot of someone's bed, ejaculate on to the light switch, vomit on the inner doorknob, and urinate at the base of the inner doorway. Ideally done when the victim is in the room but is deeply asleep or under the influence, such as to minimize the chance of interruption and maximize the interaction with each "trap."

I got so wasted at the house party; when I woke up I found my asshole roommate had given me the ol' Jigsaw Deluxe!

by Misogynistic Kitsune January 9, 2012

jigsawgasm

(noun) A lovely, serene feeling of relief and achievement when one fits the last piece in a difficult jigsaw puzzle.

Once Harry stopped bothering me, I was finally able to concentrate and achieve full jigsawgasm

by darrynj May 21, 2020

Jigsawing

When two lovers hold eachother close and fit together perfectly from head to toe, only apparent when you find the 'right' two pieces - reminiscent of a jigsaw puzzle.

"in bed last night there was some serious jigsawing"

"shall we jigsaw?"

by GogoplataD April 29, 2009

jiu jitsu power

The ability to create art of snapping bones or making someone go to sleep

I jiu jitsu powered this dude.

by jj power March 19, 2014

jiu jitsu

Jiu Jitsu is a grappling sport that uses chokes and locks. NOT kicks or punches like in UFC, or MMA. You can use wrestling takedowns or judo throws to takedown your opponent. Its the shit when compared to other martial arts, because most of the other guys know how to fight standing up, but when a jits guy takes your ass down, you dont know what to do when it happens.

-wtf, how did that jon choke out paul?

-cuz jon knows jiu jitsu.

by lemmejitsonyou February 24, 2010