To exude swag.
To be so great that failure is never an option
To be better then the best.
To be so the flyest
To go the hardest without trying
Something money cannot buy you must be born with it.
To be so popping even if someone tried to hate they couldn't
Better than swag you are born with Jink it cannot be learned
To be so great that failure is never an option
To be better then the best.
To be so the flyest
To go the hardest without trying
Something money cannot buy you must be born with it.
To be so popping even if someone tried to hate they couldn't
Better than swag you are born with Jink it cannot be learned
Guy: I went to this girl and got her number without even asking
Friend: How???
Guy: Im Jink'n
Girl: What that fragrance your wearing
Guy: Oh me thats no cologne thats Jink
Girl: OMG I want some...
Friend: How???
Guy: Im Jink'n
Girl: What that fragrance your wearing
Guy: Oh me thats no cologne thats Jink
Girl: OMG I want some...
by Tenacious1906 May 26, 2011
(m) The asian underling (chink) of a jewish (jew) fund manager. Typically an analyst, associate, or principal of any public or private equity firm working for a Managing Director. Hired for their excessive education and ability to use an abacus. Jinks can be male or female, but females are often referred to as "Jragons" or "Janks".
They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.
Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.
They are easily identifiable because they never make decisions, type or scribble illegible notes at a feverish pace, have a rash around their neck caused by the constant yanking of their leash by their Jew master, and have bad oral hygiene.
Jinks speak softly and often incomprehensibly because they get scooped up quickly by mobs of bagel eaters before their english skills develop.
Jerome: "Well it is very nice to meet you Richard. Your company sounds like a very unique approach to the problem of the recent menorah shortage."
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".
Richard(CEO): "That's great. What are the next steps for your investment decision?"
Jerome: "First I'd like you introduce you to Chong Peng. He's my Jink and will spend the next few days with you to drill down on your financial models and assumptions"
Chong: "I rike youl companry troo. A vely ureek stlategly"
Jerome: "Now please excuse me as tomorrow is a holiday and I need to get to the Hamptons. You're in good hands with my Jink".
by SL500 October 15, 2010
person 1:Hey, man, what happened to my car?
person 2: oh, sorry, i just jinked it while taking it for a spin.
person 2: oh, sorry, i just jinked it while taking it for a spin.
by xpdr October 17, 2010
by Bobby Jean III September 27, 2010
by Johnny herrengo June 29, 2009
1) Meteorological (most common association):
Extremely severe and inclement weather. In particular, when bad weather comes as a surprise following an optimisitc forecast.
2) A person or thing that is believed to bring bad luck (Jinks or Jinx)
3) A condition or period of bad luck that appears to have been caused by a specific person or thing.
Extremely severe and inclement weather. In particular, when bad weather comes as a surprise following an optimisitc forecast.
2) A person or thing that is believed to bring bad luck (Jinks or Jinx)
3) A condition or period of bad luck that appears to have been caused by a specific person or thing.
The sudden and surprising change in weather that resulted in the tsunami is thought to have been caused by The Jinks Effect.
by Weatherman September 12, 2012
where you there last night? hi-jinks were off the hook!!
by bot tech September 17, 2005