Jumanji

verb tr. - to take one's testicles and drum them upon another's face in a manner that could inspire a particular LARGE samurai.

noun - the performance of said act.

The last Mooderai stumbles upon an epiphany as he looks up from ye olde shogunate scrolls on the GHS library table and utters his realization, now manifest: "Jumanji...."

by Comandante Fabuloso November 10, 2008

Jumanji

A word used to describe marijuana ; either as just the substance or the act of smoking.

Lets go smoke some jumanji. Wheres the Jumanji. Lets go play Jumanji

by Future Society June 29, 2006

Jumanji

When a man proceeds to use his testicles to drum on someone's face. A variation of the tea bag.
See: nut slap

do you seriously need an example?

by Chairman Mao December 6, 2004

jumanji

Used to describe something freakishly large or overgrown or to describe an extreme case of something.

My friend is suffering with a case of jumanji crabs. (particularly ferrocious case of pubic lice)

That cat's jumanji. (Unusually large cat)

Her breasts are jumanji.

I couldn't eat all that meal, it was jumanji. (best used after an all you can eat etc)

He's got jumanji feet. (ridiculously big feet)

Have you seen the size of that? it's jumanjified (Much bigger than usual)

by El Turk January 4, 2008

jumanji

Jumanji is a sick game played by people with a lot of time on their hands. The aim of the game is to deposit a fecal suprise in the opposing players bed and then when they lay in it one must call out "Jumanji" - this can also lead to a game of shit slinger but thats another story.

As the the victim slid into his bed, totally oblivious to the attackers watching his every move. Everyone jumped out and yelled "Jumanji".

by STALEFISH April 16, 2005

Jumanji

A movie I barely remember, but my memory was refreshed when this black chick in my class used it as an insult to the teacher, calling him jumanji... what the hell. It was funny, and stupid as hell. I was on the floor laughin for at least a good minute.

Say that to my face Jumanji

by Charlie Murphy March 19, 2004

Jumanji

A board game found in a hole that plays the drums excedingly well. Also a shit move.

Hey look, its Jumanji! Lets play!

Jumanji's on at 9:00, thats a shit movie.

by Hugo January 24, 2004