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Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.
1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
by Jonas?? August 2, 2009
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Jonas

The artifact with the most amount of chromosomes known to man, it is said that Jonas has about 5000 chromosomes!
Bruh do you have more chromosomes than Jonas?
by minecraftproffecianal112 April 11, 2021
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Jhonatan

Someone that has a very big long and juice penis. Usually medium height and likes to play a lot of video games.
He looks like jhonatan
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Jonas

Jonas
The supreme being of sex.
Jonas is breathtaking in the bedroom and can fulfil all your of your dirtiest fantasies, he truly is a supreme being among men.
Ladies are always crawling back to him for more.
"I had such a great night with Jonas"
"Omg how was he?!"
"I've never had better and still can feel my legs shaking"
"Holy shit you have to get me with him!"
"No way, I'm having him again tonight"
by DefinitelyNotJonas October 6, 2020
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Jhonathan

The most amazing name to be given to someone. It is given to someone who is amazing, witty, intelligent, funny, athletic, warm-hearted, sensitive, loving, brave, strong, affectionate, ambitious, charming, compassionate, understanding, thoughtful, romantic, considerate, courageous, creative, easy-going, generous, faithful, hard-working, polite, patient, nice, kind, honest, imaginative, and all around fun to be around. If you know someone named Jhonathan, you are one of the luckiest people in the world. Though you might have ups and downs through your relationship with him, he will never give up on you. He will always be there for you when you need it. People with the name Jhonathan are the best people in the whole universe and we are lucky they still exist. If you date a guy named Jhonathan, he's a keeper don't ever let him go. If you do, you will never truly live again. He is someone who instantly makes you smile when you see him. Jhonathan will make you fall in love with him, slowly, and then all at once. His smile and laugh lights up a whole room. He can cheer you up on the darkest days. So if you know a Jhonathan, don’t ever let him go. If you do, you will just lose the best damn thing that has ever happened to you. Love him and make him feel wanted, that is all he ever wanted.
P1: Hey, do you know Jhonathan?
P2: Yeah, that amazing and sexy guy in algebra 1?
P1: Yea
P2: Why?
P1: Always treat him well, you are one of the luckiest people in the world.
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Joonas

Joonas is a guy who you will fall in love immediately. He'll love you like there was no one else to love, he'll look at you like there was no other girl/guy in the world, his got the best compliments and cute names for you every single day. But when he doesn't get enough of attention from you, he'll move on. His compliments and names won't stop there tho, he won't stop calling you those, like he wouldn't want you to move on.
He's the type of a guy to call any woman/man 'cute names' like "love", "sweetheart", "handsome" etc. So don't feel so special when he does!

Joonas is a hilarious man. His got the best jokes an he'll make you laugh even when you don't feel like it. He has the looks of a god! Like he could be a model. His smile is so cute, you'll melt when you see it.
Anyone would be happy to have a Joonas in their life. But when he breaks your heart.. you'll wish you'd have never met them.
But at the end of the day he'll always be a good friend to you, and help with your worries no matter what.
Joonas texted me today! He called me GORGEUS!

This guy shattered my heart into million pieces! No wonder why his name is Jonas
by Joonas boyfriend June 1, 2020
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Jonas Haukås

Når en person (often en høy gutt med blondt hår) er så ubeskrivelig homo at han skinner som glitter og lube. Et verb ofte brukt under den 2. Verdenskrig når noen var super duper homo.
Hvorfor tok du meg på ballene det var et sykt Jonas Haukås momente.
Eller
Fy faen har du hørt om Lukas og Fredrik jeg tror de puler, de er så sykt Jonas Haukås.
by Hattemannen November 2, 2020
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