Exploded Jeans

Garment typically missing large portions of fabric that would normally cover one of both thighs and knees. More than just merely ripped jeans.

Mr. C: What happened?!?! You're jeans look like they have exploded.

Student: Mr. C, they're just ripped jeans.
Mr. C: No, those are exploded jeans. You're missing so much material. Aren't you cold?
Student: Honestly ... yes; yes I am.

by Mista C November 8, 2021

apple bottom jeans

Apparently what you wear with boots wit' the furrr.

"She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club lookin at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

See also baggy sweat pants and Reeboks with the straps.

by Lags May 22, 2008

betsy jeans

When girls wear jeans that look baggy on their ass, yet fit tight around the legs.

That girl's hot but it's sort of a turn off that she wears betsy jeans. They don't show off her ass at all.

by Rundun October 8, 2011

Tortoise wearing jeans

Relating to the fable of the tortoise and the hare (with jeans).

Bro you're such a tortoise wearing jeans

by silurianconviction March 10, 2022

ripped jeans

Societies proof that dressing like a hobo has finally ascending to becoming a status symbol.

Popularized in the 1980s, the fashion trend revolves around wearing jeans which are ripped, frayed, bleached or excessively worn. In spite of common sense indicating otherwise, it has continued to remain popular with large segments of teenagers and young adults.

Often bought for outrageous prices in excess of $100 at popular mall clothing stores such as Abercrombie & Fitch.

Why people would pay more for ripped jeans than regular, intact denim jeans is beyond me.

by PocketPick April 11, 2009

Lucky Brand Jeans

A clothing company founded by longtime friends and business partners, Gene Montesano and Barry Perlman. This laid-back California style line sells mainly jeans but also sells active wear and casual outfits. Jeans cost for women around $88 to $148. Same goes for men. The brand usually attracts middle to upper-class teens and young adults.

I just got the new Lola straight jean! Lucky Brand Jeans are so cute and fit so well!

by jeansx3 April 12, 2007

Janson

Patient, kind, smart, has a hard time admitting when he is wrong. dependable, and somewhat of a nerd. very unique and a keeper! He is everything to those who love him.

Janson makes everything better.

I knew I was right, but Janson will never admit it!

by Janson Lover February 3, 2010