jetlag

when a male has an erect penis for a long time and starts to lag after a while because it has been erect for so long

Lenny: hey babe how much longer are we going to go at this for?
Sue: Im not sure lenny but your looking a little jetlaged!

by nolovenoheart<3 June 17, 2009

jetsam

1. One who steals pharmaceuticals earmarked for his/her significant other.

2. One who consistently drops baggies in toilets despite frequent requests from friends to "be careful".

No wonder they hid the coke from David - he can't escape his jetsam past.

by cervixexpress March 16, 2005

jetlag

v. - To lag behind, slack off, or do something poorly.

You're walking with some friends and one person is several feet behind the rest. One says, "Hurry up, Jose! Quit your jetlagging!"

by Chavz December 31, 2006

jetlag

Starting the week at work early after sleeping long during the weekend.

This jetlag just hits me every Monday morning

by vindevaude October 18, 2008

Jetlag

When a girl looks way different than her profile picture irl

Guy 1: Dude she's so cute

Guy 2: Dont even think about it. Major jetlag, she ugly af

by Trumanblink April 4, 2017

Jetsada

Jetsada is a quiet dude. He is probably from Thailand. Though it may seem that’s he’s the happiest man alive, he is actually really depressed since his pet cat died which was his dinner for later.

Unknown : Hey Jetsada want some boiled dog?

Jetsada: yes I do and also please don’t put mustard on my boiled dog thank you.

by ~quack~1 October 22, 2019

Jestagroot

an indescribable emotion, a mixture of love, happiness, joy, desire, warmth and pleasure felt by George Diritay (a man from Australia) towards his soul mate Ms Emmaline Marie Murphy.

The emotion cannot be compared to any other, as only these two humans have ever experienced and felt this. This is due to their souls being constructed, woven and intertwined from the same raw material.

I am so jestagroot that Emmaline loves me, accepts me and wants me.

by Mr Diritay August 28, 2013