by J Dub Diggity June 2, 2011
Get the jetpack mug.You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...
Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker
Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker
Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!
Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!
Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"
Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!
Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"
by D-Hutch December 31, 2008
Get the Houston Jetpacked mug.Biggest pimp of all time. The ladies find him completely irresistible and want to have his babies. On his worst day he can pull your girlfriend, her best friend and her sister all that the same time. He will run a train on your mom because he can. Guys are jealous of him and hate on him constantly because of their gayness and shortcomings in the cockal area. Jetspiderman is a 13 time winner of the Pimp of the Year award at the Player's Ball -- by far the most dominant performance by a pimp, ever.
He is often imitated, but never duplicated. He has had an on again, off again relationship with his duet parter, Brittany, and they are releasing an album in the summer that will easily sell upwards of 10 million copies due to its brilliance and awesomeness.
He is often imitated, but never duplicated. He has had an on again, off again relationship with his duet parter, Brittany, and they are releasing an album in the summer that will easily sell upwards of 10 million copies due to its brilliance and awesomeness.
Jetspiderman can be used as a verb to describe an incredible, dominating win over an opponent or enemy "We really jetspidermanned that group of terrorists didn't we, sarge?"
by bigb9999 April 4, 2010
Get the Jetspiderman mug.by jewtewned December 5, 2007
Get the Mexican Jetpack mug.The act of more than one person riding in a jet, such as a private jet. A term that high level executives and CEO's do not believe in practicing to save their companies money, especially in times of economic hardship.
Congressman: "So you couldn't have all three jetpooled to get here as opposed to taking three separate jets?"
by SShaffer April 1, 2009
Get the Jetpool mug.A sexual position in which the penetrator begins by standing right behind their partner and hugging their shoulders from under the armpits. They then insert their penis inside the partner while the partner hoists them up on their back in a lazy piggyback position. The partner will then loudly proclaim, "Gotta Blast!" before running around the room in a circular frenzy.
by lidorgod April 20, 2022
Get the Jetpacking mug.A Application on facebook that includes a game similar to Helicopter in which you pilot Jetman through a dangerous cave. The game includes a Scoreboard of all your friends top scores, and allows you to challenge them in Jetman Arena. This game is highly addictive, and can be compared to crack in that regard.
by Anonymous December 25, 2007
Get the Jetman mug.