it's when a landscape laborer straps on two leaf blowers and points the nozzles straight down while adjusting the throttles for max vertical lift. the effects are spectacular, even though flight control is difficult.

Geronimo liked to freak out the old ladies around the clients' homes by doing fly-bys with his mexican jetpack.

mexican jetpack by manks dawbs May 1, 2004

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Where's my fucking jetpack!?

Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'

Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.

Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.

"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."

"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"

Where's my fucking jetpack!? by scrambletastic June 8, 2009

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Jetpacking

Act of cuddling where little spoon becomes big spoon. Essentially the shorter person is on the inside of the couch and the taller person is on the outside.

Tyrone: Baby just hold me.
Shasta: Fer sho lets go Jetpacking than.

Jetpacking by st9man September 6, 2013

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mop jetpack

A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.

You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!

mop jetpack by #1 Phil trash January 24, 2018

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