Jethro

Obsessed with Mia, and does not no how to be normal.

"Did you hear about Jethro?"
"No?"
"He has a big crush on Mia"
"ew! Why can't he be normal?!"

by Cats4life!12213 May 6, 2022

Jethro

A tall rich white boy who thinks hes from the hood because he wears hoodies

Rich Kid: Life was so hard growing up
People: Your such a jethro

by Ihewgumveryloudly May 20, 2022

Jethro

An attractive, muscular, but intellectually limited male

Looks hot, but that jethro is brainless.

by Double Daisy July 3, 2022

Jethro

A guy who has greek god features and currently living somewhere on the earth, for sure. He is the god of hydration and capable of making girls crawl to his feet,just by looking at him. Working out? It's in his genes. He loves the word 'circumstantial' and despises 'slay'

"OH MY GOD! He must be a jethro"

by RealCoco March 8, 2023

Jethro

a big fat ass ranga

"look at that orangutuan"
"no, thats jethro"
"isnt that the same thing"

by i love minors June 15, 2023

Jethro

Jethro is racist and hates black people or any people of color although he is a jolibee muncher. He continuously begs for it as if he is homeless and is dying of hunger. He also loves potato corner for some reason and is just like the supermarket jetro! People think hes gay but apparently hes straight?

"woah why are you so racist and gay youre being mad jethro"

by vfzxamz January 29, 2024

Jethro

A person that uses a lot of techniques from the pioneers.

Don't tell me Jethro. The pioneers?

by Rudy Hills August 6, 2025