his name is Jeshua
by lil_bigtoe May 7, 2018
Get the Jeshua mug.A LAME girl who is one of the most gullible, yet sweetest chicks out there. She can make your day without even trying, and will embarrass the hell out of you if you do something gay.(aka sweet) You can talk to her without noticing that the sun has started to rise. Her smile and laugh is contagious. For some odd reason, without even trying, she tends to make one's heart beat faster, one's legs tremble, and one's mind race with anxiety. She'll make you do things you wouldn't normally do, and make one feel awkward in hopes that everything that comes out of one's mouth is perfect. There have been bumps in the road here and there, and even if one went back in time; before all the awkwardness, confusion, and embarrassment; without hesitation, "one" would do it all over again.
Jessca: "you're the lamest. end of story, no questions asked."
One: "Oh! you're in choir?"
Jessca: "(umm its only on my shirt...)"
One: "Oh! you're in choir?"
Jessca: "(umm its only on my shirt...)"
by mon3yy September 11, 2008
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by Fifthandfedup April 21, 2019
Get the Jeshua mug.The mythical Jesusaur is an ancient creature that walked with the first forms of life on earth including the dinosaurs for millions of years. At Year 0, it took on the form of Jesus Christ the human born to a virgin. Folklore states the Jesus/Jesusaur died for our sins on the cross and has some sort of relation to God.
The Jesusaur that walked the earth millions of years ago proves that some form of Jesus has always been on earth. The Jesusaur also proves science to be incorrect.
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