Skip to main content

Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
by grandy427 October 17, 2008
mugGet the Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome mug.

Becky And Jessica

Becky and Jessica are the two female characters played by Danisnotonfire on YouTube. Becky is shy and wears a grey shirt while Jessica is obnoxious and wears a purple shirt. They are also best friends and are even a ship to some danosaurs.
Classic Becky And Jessica conversation:
Becky: "Hi!"
Jessica: "Oh my God, Becky! Shut up, no ones talking to you!"
Becky: "Sorry Jessica-"
Jessica: "SHUT UP!"
by Kennybunkport January 14, 2017
mugGet the Becky And Jessica mug.

Jessica

Often seen and accused of being a slut, that is not the case. She is faithful as a puppy. She can be a little crazy at times, but also wise, and typically more intelligent than she puts off.
Jessica knows her stuff when it comes to real life but she can get a bit feisty!
by JSuzie July 15, 2019
mugGet the Jessica mug.

jessica.kpop

An amazing,weird, and funny person who also listening to Kpop
by Bue_Bye_Bai March 5, 2021
mugGet the jessica.kpop mug.

Jessica

An extremely beautiful girl that is super smart, funny and classy ,but is never too classy to roast your ass when needed be. If you do something shady to a Jessica she will remember you and will get your shady ass back when you least expect it and call it even. They are very sweet loving individuals to a certain extent. They know which ones that deserve their sweet side and they know which ones deserve their dark side. Don't take a Jessica for granted! You will regret it. If you date a Jessica your family will forever remember her and ask and talk to you and your new wife daily about her. Karma is Jessica's best friend, they get lit together, so again beware what you do to a Jessica!
Damn! That girl is so gorgeous, smart, and funny , she must be a Jessica.

My bro just got his tires slashed last week because he cheated on his now ex girlfriend, his ex must be a Jessica because she's a savage!

She just roasted your ass, that girl is a savage, she must be a Jessica!
by SavageQueeeeen January 8, 2017
mugGet the Jessica mug.

Queen Jessica Effect

An effect that does not work when the Suns are in down due to the Chris Paul effect. It works against all other teams however.
The Queen Jessica Effect did not work today. The Suns are in town. It is guaranteed to work January 7 against the Mavs though.
by hehe999999 November 29, 2021
mugGet the Queen Jessica Effect mug.

Jessikah

The most amazing person in the world. She's beautiful, hilarious, and has one of the best personalities. She has her blonde moments, but she can also be really smart. She loves life and all the small things that come with it. Everyone loves her even if she doesn't feel like it's true. She is a very confusing woman. She believes in other life besides the human race. she is very into the supernatural. She's one of the most caring and honest people you will ever meet. She's easy to talk to and get along with. She's awkward but that's one of the best parts about her.
Do you know Jessikah?

Yeah! Who doesn't?!
by youwhooo July 1, 2011
mugGet the Jessikah mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email