Jesse McCartney 

Basically, GOD. A totally cute, sweet and fun to hang out with guy who really is normal. And for all of those ou there who do not agree, it's probs because they are deaf, blind and stupid.

Did you see that guy? He was soo cute!
Yeah, that was Jesse McCartney

Jesse McCartney by jessemccartneygirl January 12, 2010

jesse mccartney 

the hottest guy eva 2 walk on this ugly - man infested earth!!
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me

how hot is jesse!
i no! hes so gorjuz
i love him! im gonna marry him!
no i am!
no shutup
i am

jesse mccartney by milz April 24, 2005

Jesse McCartney 

A big bag of fail and piss mixed together with a long stick of shit.

Jesse McCartney sucks balls.

Jesse McCartney by True Facts January 10, 2008

jesse mccartney 

an extremely hot 17 year old you is on the wb show summerland and sings some kind of lame songs but is still really hot

me- omg i love jesse mccartney he is soo hot!!
friend- ya but his songs suck
me- ya but he is really hot and i lvoe summerland

jesse mccartney by jackie February 6, 2005

jesse mccartney 

1. a boy who is really good looking.

2. a boy who would look a lot better with my cock in his mouth.

jesse mccartney should suck my jock.

jesse mccartney by m. wuornos January 27, 2005

Jesse McCartney 

A shitty fag that should die, he plays horrible music fit for pathetic High School girls, that don't realize how womanly he is. He has no balls and should be head butted in the ovaries.

Jesse McCartney is like Aaron Carter's faggy ass.

Jesse McCartney by Kickass Brandon Smith September 17, 2006

Jesse McCartney 

an ugly blonde haired idiot who can't sing and has no talent once so ever and who has 12 year old girls going crazy.

girl 1: omg jesse mccartney is just so hawt omg!
girl2: no he's no u are obviously blind u stupid idiot.

Jesse McCartney by blue_orchid August 6, 2006