Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

pull a jarred

Dressing casual or throwing on whatever you can find for an important event

"I have to pull a jarred for the sweet 16 cause I have nothing to wear"
"Please don't pull a jarred for my wedding"

by Top Ramen Lover May 13, 2017

Jarrell

A cute guy with hot lips, a good kisser. A man you can always trust, very responsible. He is passionate towards the things he do, one of the good man on earth that every women needs.

Oh Jarrell treats her girl very well. I can say he's one of the good guys.

by carbonica January 1, 2012

Jerell's Law

Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.

Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!

Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.

by BPC MHS July 6, 2010

Jarrell

A respectful, independent, strong, and intelligent person you would ever need in your life.

"Jarrell is so kind, and smart!"
"He is such a Jarrell!"

by Jarrellyyybelly September 3, 2019

Jerrell

Someone who abounds in love and is not afraid to show it. His sweet and dreamy personality will lure you in like a magnet, and he will inevitably swim in your thoughts or maybe your dreams. His talent and handsomeness will leave you mesmerized and dumbfounded. It's amazing how he shows how much he cares and he makes you feel like you're the most precious to him. He has this ability to make you smile even if you aren't around him. If you have someone like him, consider yourself the most fortunate person ever. Treasure him like your own life.

“Jerrell, you mean so much to me.”

by uremmi November 3, 2021

Jarrett

Jarrett's are the most loving and caring people in the whole world. everyone loves them and they make great friends. if you have one for a boyfriend then you are probably one of the luckiest girls in the world as they are smart, funny and TOTALLY HOT. they can be confusing and quite stubborn but they would totally stick up for there friends in someone messed with them. great kissers and even greater in bed!

girl1 - i really like that guy over there, who is he?!

girl2 - thats Jarrett!

girl1 - he keeps looking at me! do you think he likes me?!

girl2 - duh!! he's coming over! i gotta go, oh and btw, good luck for 'tonight'!

girl1 - wait what? (thinking - god i hope he's good in bed!)

by J+A=4EVER April 7, 2010